La paradoja española - o, desde la perspective de este Blog, la realidad Spainistaní - es la de un país que vibra, se emociona, disfruta, sufre, se enciende con la victoria en el fútbol de su Selección Española – o, desde la perspectiva de este Blog, la Selección Spainistaní de Homínidos Balompédicos -, mientras que al mismo tiempo es capaz de olvidarse de asuntos de grandísima importancia y trascendencia para sus habitantes.
Primero, los propios jugadores de la Selección, cuyas primas por haber ganado la Eurocopa ascenderán a los 300.000 Euros cada uno. ¿Saben dónde tributarán por este dinero?: NO en Spainistan, sino en Ucrania y Polonia, reduciendo así el pago de impuestos, tal y como ya hicieran en Viena en 2008. Estos son los “héroes” a los que hoy adorarán todos los Spainistanís; la iniciativa en Change.org de que donasen esas primas a fines sociales parece no tener mucho éxito…
Segundo, ¿quién estaba en el palco de honor hoy, quiénes no se pierden ni una?. Pues ahí tenemos a varios, entre los que destaca, junto al "Principito Felipito", hijo del rey asesino de elefantes, el Sr. Rajoy. Este “señor” no sólo tiene la caradura de asistir a costa del Estado al partido, sino que lo hace mientras SpainistánESTÁ LITERALMENTE ARDIENDO; los incendios más graves en los últimos 20 años siguen ahora mismo devorando la Comunidad Valenciana; al mismo tiempo, varios periódicos publican que el Gobierno del PP redujo en 15 millones de Euros y en más de 200 empleos las partidas y personal dedicado a... ¡PREVENCIÓN DE INCENDIOS!. Y eso mientras se siguen subvencionando con fondos públicos eventos tan "importantes" como el circuito urbano de Valencia para la Fórmula 1: ¡Spainistán en estado puro!.
See Mr. Rajoy's picture celebrating the Spain's goal one day after the intervention. These days I’ve had the Blog abandoned, I’ve
been around in Paris, London
and Hamburg.
Honestly, I came back depressed to see how Europe
is making fun at us. From the Puppets of Canal+ in France (Gignoles), to the
front-pages of German newspapers, fun is always going the same direction: Mr. Rajoy and his little servant Guindos (the
Minister of Economy) deny speaking of
“bailout” after the 100.000 milion Euros injection done past Saturday.
Actually, exactly the same that happened to Mr. Zapatero, former President of
Spainistán, with the word “crisis” when it was starting and he systematically
rejected it; amazing!.
At the same time, we have the Dívar scandal; the President of the
CGPJ, the main Judiciary Power institution, has for the last 4 years been traveling to the South of Spain to the
most luxury hotels, 31 times, with an estimated cost of 70.000+ Euros. He’s
been unable to justify the expenses. At the same time that he was arguing that
the cost was not so high “as the hotels were only 4 stars”, a 80 y.o. lady has
had to pay more than 400 Euros of the taxi she had to use in order to give
witness in Madrid of the killing of her husband by the fascist Franco regime
during the Spanish Civil War…
Yet, in
Spainistan everybody swallows this shit up!. Why?, very easy!, because the
Spanistan Football (Soccer) team, “La Roja”, “The Reds”, is playing the
Eurocup!. This is the most important right now, together with Nadal in
Tennis or Fernando Alonso for F1.
Spainistán is a de facto intervened State. It is governed by an ultra-liberal right
party, with a provincial mindset, that doesn’t speak languages and doesn’t have
any weight in Europ; a State that cuts
drastically on Health, Education and Pensions whilst at the same time gives
dozens of thousands of millions of Euros to banks managed and bankrupted by
themselves… But Spainistanies vote them.
Panem et Circenses.
Spainistán has what it deserves. This country is not worth, Europe does
not merits this load. See Mr. Rajoy's picture celebrating the Spain's goal one day after the intervention. Better Greece
than Spainistán!.
This is
just another post whereby you realize till which extent all the elements
mentioned in the title are actually linked up in Spainistan and feedback each
other till the more absolute stupidity.
The polemic is installed in Spainistan some
days since, focused in the statement done by Ms. Esperanza Aguirre (“Esperanza”
in Spanish means “hope”) on the soccer final of the Kings’ Cup, with Barcelona team Vs. Bilbao,
a Vasc team. Yes,
yes, you are not dreaming: in Spainistan is perfectly possible that the
President of the Madrid
Regional State
makes statements about soccer!. Ms. “Hope” said that if the fans of Barcelona
and Bilbao make fun again during the national Spainistani hymn, by whistling or
any other means, the camp should be
immediately closed, fans expelled and the match if so, be played “closed
doors”, as making fun of the National Spainistani Hymn is indeed an offence
punished by criminal law.
My foreign
readers should know that during the 2008-09 Kings’ Cup final, that was also
played by Barça and Bilbao, it came to happen that at the beginning of the
match and during the national hymn, both fans and supporters (around 80.000
people!) started to whistle with a loud crash and showed clearly against the
monarchy as an institution (the King, his son and other members of the
Spainistani monarchy symbolically “chair” this match, as it was also done for
decades by Franco, the Spanish dictator). The commotion in Spainistan was even
greater when TVE (the Spanish TV) censored these images (this reality!), and it
could only be seen through the Catalan and Basc Country TVs. You can see all of this in these videos:
Political
reactions, including some of the same party of Ms. Esperanza Aguirre (the PP),
took place immediately, qualifying them as “unacceptables” and of “politizising
a sportive event”, but the key thing
isn’t here. What Mr. Hope actually was trying to do was to divert attention
from a political news that came to light some days before: it was publicly
known that the Madrid
Regional State
(that she is the President of) had doubled its deficit, jumping from the
announced 1.1% to the 2.2%. This is particularly shameful in Spainistan at
the moment because (1) the PP had repeated that the deficit in Spainistan was
the only responsibility (and heritage) of Mr. Zapatero, the former socialist
president; and (2) that the Region of Madrid, together with Valencia and
Castilla La Mancha, where the perfect, good models of excellence as they all
are managed by the PP (all of the 3 regions account for almost 35% of Spainistan
deficit!!!).
Conclusion: in Spainistan we have politicians
able of (trying to) transform a sport event in a ultra-liberal fascist
manipulation of a political scandal of corruption and mismanagement, making it
up of an act of support to an institution heir of a dictatorship as it is the
Spainistani current monarchy.
… the good and incredible thing in Spainistan is that you can find all of them in or around just one and the same person!. The guy in the picture is called Fernando Roig. He is the President of
the Villareal Futbol Club, a first Spanish Soccer League team that even played the
Champions League recently.
This guy
was yesterday cited at Valencia
tribunals as a witness. He is a key witness in the Iñaqui de Urdangarín case. Iñaqui
de Urdangarían is Duke of Palma and the son-in-law of Juan Carlos I, the KillerKing of Spain.
As you may probably know, Iñaqui is now impeached in Spain accused of several charges, among
them embezzlement of founds and traffic of influences, together with fraud to
the public Treasury in what is supposed to be millions of Euros.
Why is
Fernando as key witness?. According to the information available, his
enterprise, the Villareal Futbol Club, payed almost 700.000 Euros for a report
of 12 pages done by the Instituto Noos, an enterprise of Iñaqui Urdangarin. Yes,
yes, you read adequately: 700.000 Euros for a report of 12 pages… Apparently,
this was common practice in Iñaqui’s institute, who was dedicated just to do
bullshit for several people (among them, many Politians in Valencia,including the ex president Paco Camps and the mayor, Rita Barberá). Obviously
what they were in fact buying was the “name” and the "reputation" of the Monarchy…
The
surrealist, absurd, and Spanistan momentum came when Mr. Roig was inquired by
the journalist after his declaration in the tribunals. This person answered, literally:
“I kindly
ask you to respect my mourning day”, referring to what happened on Sunday, the
day before, when Villareal lost his match and had to be descended to the Second
Division of the Spanistan League, a drama for many people that seems to be more important than any other thing...
So, this is
Spainistan: a country where people cries because their team is descended,
without bothering by the fact that his “President” is clearly connected to a
bunch of corrupted polititians who, in turn, are connected to a corrupted,
old-fashion institution such as the Monarchy.
Somebody
can offer something better?. Shame on Spanistan,
A hurt
former Spaniard
5.14.2012
This is one of the main Spainistan idols today, Cristiano Ronaldo. I
must start by saying that we do not support Barcelona
or Madrid
teams, as we do strongly believe that this sport is just another form of social
control mechanism for an idiotized society. This strong statement has its
nounces, as we will see later on, but as a matter of principle, this is where
we do start now.
Cristiano Ronaldo is a good example of what we want to
express here. Born in 1985, today nobody knows what is his background,
basically because he hasn’t got any. He started playing soccer and has been a
successful sports man, but… that’s all. His father was an alcoholic; he’s been
accused of sexual harassment; he bought the silence of the woman who has his
own recognised children (the woman disappeared from the media after receiving
an enormous amount of money), he has crashed different super-luxury cars in
diverse car-accidents… But, in Spainistan, this guy is an idol, a model of conduct, an aspiration for milions of people; amazing, isn't it?
